If this is the worst thing you claim to have written, it says a great deal for how talented you are! Honestly, it does it's job damn well without being dumb or nonsensical. <3

"The counsel for the defence will take his mouth off the defendant's penis."

"Sorry. m'lud."

The counsel for the defence wipes his mouth and sits in his chair. Judge Kirk bangs his gavel again.

"That goes for the prosecution as well."

Lollllllll oh my God I laughed so hard. Awesome job.